Friday

Still no baby. He's gonna be gigantic. Stupid doctors and their crummy math skills. Due date my ass. I'm all walked out. We saw Lakeview Terrace in the theater tonight. It would be a decent movie if they left the characters' skin colors as they were instead of making all the white people black and vice versa. After the movie, we got some ice cream and walked around the mall. Normalcy is so stressful. Maybe we should teach kids as young as 12 how to drive so they know where they're supposed to walk (right side) in the mall. We're not in the UK. I pity our future. Apparently, we will have no shortage of janitors and ditch diggers. I will spend my retirement watching them try to work a shovel and text their buddy at the same time. Happy days will be here again.